
British Foreign Secretary David Cameron and Defence Secretary Grant Shapps recently visited Australia as part of the AUKMIN (Australia-United Kingdom Ministerial Consultations) talks.
A joint聽聽from聽the March 22 meeting, conducted with Defence Minister Richard Marles and Foreign Minister Penny Wong, was packed with trite observations about the nature of the 鈥渋nternational order鈥.
Ministers 鈥渁greed the contemporary [British-Australian] relationship is responding in an agile and coordinated way to global challenges鈥.
Boxes were ticked with managerial rigour. Russia was condemned for its 鈥渇ull-scale, illegal and immoral invasion of Ukraine鈥, encouragement was offered to train 聽Ukrainian personnel through Operation Kudu and joining the Drone Capability Coalition.聽There was 鈥渃oncern at the catastrophic humanitarian crisis in Gaza鈥 and praise for the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS) and 鈥渞espect of navigation鈥.
The relevant pointers were to be found later in the statement.
Britain has been hoping for a greater engagement in the Indo-Pacific and the AUKUS bridge has been one excuse for doing so.
Accordingly, this signalled a 鈥渃ommitment to a comprehensive and modern defence relationship, underlined by the signing of the updated聽Agreement between the Government of Australia and the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland for Defence and Security Cooperation.鈥
When politicians seek to justify opening the public wallet, they use聽abstract, tired terms such as 鈥渦nprecedented鈥, 鈥渢hreat鈥 and 鈥渃hanging鈥.
聽said: 鈥淎ustralia and the United Kingdom are building on our longstanding strategic partnership to address our challenging and rapidly changing world鈥.
Marles preferred the words 鈥渁n increasingly complex strategic environment鈥.
厂丑补辫辫蝉听聽line. 鈥淣uclear-powered submarines are not cheap, but we live in a much more dangerous world, where we are seeing a much more assertive region [with] China, a much more dangerous world all around with what is happening in the Middle East and Europe.鈥
Critics of AUKUS noted another round of promised disgorging, this time for the UK. Britain鈥檚 submarine industry is even more lagging than that of the United States.
Bringing Britannia aboard the subsidy truck is yet another signal that the AUKUS submarines, when and if they ever get off the design page, are guaranteed well deserved obsolescence or glorious unworkability.
础听聽by the AUKUS partners glories in the SSN-AUKUS submarine, intended as a joint effort between BAE Systems and the Australian Submarine Corporation (ASC).聽 (BAE Systems is behind the聽troubled聽Hunter-class frigate program, one plagued by difficulties in unproven capabilities.)
An already challenging series of ingredients is further complicated by the US role.
鈥淪SN-AUKUS is being trilaterally developed, based on the United Kingdom鈥檚 next designs and incorporation technology from all three nations, including cutting edge United States submarine technologies.鈥 This fiction 鈥渨ill be equipped for intelligence, surveillance, undersea warfare and strike missions, and will provide maximum interoperability among AUKUS partners鈥.
The ink on this is clear: the Royal Australian Navy will, as with any of the promised second-hand Virginia-class boats, be a subordinate partner.
A false sense of submarine construction is being conveyed through what is termed the 鈥淥ptimal Pathway鈥, ostensibly to 鈥渃reate a stronger, more resilient trilateral submarine industrial base, supporting submarine production and maintenance in all three countries鈥.
In fact, Australia鈥檚 share of this entire effort is considerably greater than the two other partners, be it in terms of upgrading HMAS Stirling in Western Australia to permit British and US SSNs to dock as part of Submarine Rotational Force West from 2027 and infrastructure upgrades in South Australia.
It all has the appearance of garrisoning by foreign powers, a reality all the more startling given various upgrades to land and aerial platforms for the US in the Northern Territory.
The eye-opener in the AUKMIN chatter聽is聽聽to send $4.6 billion (拢2.4 billion) to speed up lethargic construction at the Rolls-Royce nuclear reactor production line.
There are already questions that the reactor cores, being built at Derby, will be delayed for 聽Britain鈥檚 own Dreadnought nuclear submarine.
The amount, Labor said, was deemed 鈥渁n appropriate and proportionate contribution to expand production and accommodate Australia鈥檚 requirements鈥.
Ultimately, this absurd spectacle entails a windfall of cash, ill-deserved funding to two powers with little promise of returns and no guarantees of speedier boat construction.
The shipyards of Britain and the US can take much joy from this, as can those keen to further proliferate nuclear platforms.
We are being taken for mugs.